Poor fruitcake, always joked about this time of year, Voxipop feels bad for you.
But, not THAT bad!
Here’s Voxipop’s top 5 uses for fruitcake that do not involve eating it.
Heavier than iron…fruitcake weights.
Grippier than rubber…fruitcake tires
Sturdier than anything…fruitcake tree stand
Safer than foamed polymer…fruitcake helmet
And the number one use for fruitcake that doesn’t involve eating fruitcake, the classic
Fruitcake door stopper
What are your uses for fruitcake? We want to know.