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Poor Fruitcake

Poor fruitcake, always joked about this time of year, Voxipop feels bad for you.

But, not THAT bad!

Here’s Voxipop’s top 5 uses for fruitcake that do not involve eating it.

Number five

Heavier than iron…fruitcake weights.

Number four

Grippier than rubber…fruitcake tires

Number three

Sturdier than anything…fruitcake tree stand

Number two

Safer than foamed polymer…fruitcake helmet

And the number one use for fruitcake that doesn’t involve eating fruitcake, the classic

Fruitcake door stopper

What are your uses for fruitcake?  We want to know.

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